Me: Of all the places he's been, he's never been to Nepal. You still have a shot.
Josh: Wait. We should stop saying that.
Me: You're right. You should be the Tom Bissell of Nepal.
Josh: I should be the Tom Bissell of Nepal.
Me: I feel like Tom Bissell should know about this conversation. It would make him happy.
Josh: Especially because Tom Bissell is the reason we don't like Kaplan anymore.
Me: "He's an incompetent thinker and a miserable writer."
Josh: I've never had my respect for an author so completely decimated as I had when Bissell decapitated Kaplan.
Me: I love Tom Bissell.