This morning, one of the staff knocked on my door and handed me an empty jar of peanut butter.
"Someone broke in last week," he informed me. I thanked him for the news, wondering why I was holding an empty jar of peanut butter.
I only wondered a little bit, though, as this man spends nine hours every weekday doing things like cutting the tops off of coffee filters, endlessly rearranging the two newspapers we keep on the front table (Daily Monitor on top. No, New Vision. No, Daily Monitor.) and painstakingly washing and drying all of the clean dishes in the kitchen.
"I thought they may have poisoned the food, so I threw it all out," he explained. Oh. Right.
"But I saved your jar for you."
And then I knew why they hired him: his overwhelmingly thoughtful concern for our safety (I could have died after eating that peanut butter!) plus his immense respect for our personal property (who knows what I would have done without that jar?) make him a truly invaluable employee.
P.S. To the ten people who visited Jackfruity yesterday searching for information about Aga Khan, welcome! Come in and make yourself at home.