Preliminary research (read: Wikipedia) has informed me that the Aga Khan, formerly Prince Karim Khan, was born on December 13, 1936 to Shia playboy Prince Aly Khan and Joan Guinness, the ex-wife of Guiness brewing fortune heir Loel Guinness. His parents divorced when he was 13, and his father later remarried Great American Love Goddess Rita Hayworth. Sexual intrigues of his parents aside, who is the Aga Khan? What makes him tick? And, above all, why is his picture plastered in every other commercial establishment in Uganda?
At the tender age of 20, Aggie rose to the position of Imam in an unprecedented generational skip. In his will, the Aga Khan III (Aggie's grandfather) cited the discovery of atomic science as the main reason for choosing his successor. Why Aga Khan III chose young Aggie after taking such an interest in the upbringing of his son — even sending Prince Aly to Cairo brothels at the age of 18 to ensure that he attained a level of sexual prowess befitting the leader of the Shia Ismaili Muslims — is beyond me, but the late Khan was not always known for his rationalism: his 1931 "If I Were a Dictator" speech proposed regular mandatory use for all world citizens of golf courses, tennis courts, cricket, football and hockey grounds as well as the recombination of African nations into five large states: Northwestern, Egypt, Sudan, Central and Southern (though "Natal, being so preponderatingly British, might be given the option to contract out").
Aggie seems to have overcome some of his family's eccentricities, though he shares his father's penchant for beautiful women. In 1969 he married British supermodel Sarah Frances Croker-Poole, whose main claim to fame is the couple's $78 million divorce 25 years later. He also owns the largest horsebreeding establishment in France, the intriguingly titled Aga Khan Studs, whose prize stallion Shergar the Wonder-Horse was kidnapped in 1983 by suspected members of the IRA (Aggie refused to pay the demanded £2m ransom, and the horse and his abductors were never found).
Though his horses and the whole overseeing the spiritual welfare of 15 million Muslims thing keep Aggie pretty busy, he still finds time for various other pursuits. His name graces the Aga Khan Development Network, which runs nearly 100 development projects in 26 countries and has a net worth of over $1 billion; he is also in charge of the most prestigious global architecture award, a network of five-star hotels throughout East Africa and Asia, two Canadian car dealerships and a world-record-breaking speedboat.
Some have questioned Aggie's handling of the undisclosed amount of money he receives from Ismaili tithers each year, though the global consensus seems to be that the Aga Khan Development Network is among the most respectable, most effective development agencies in the world.
As for Uganda and why Aggie's countenance smiles down upon me wherever I go, that question is still unanswered. I choose to view him as a benevolent Big Brother figure, trusting that whatever happens — whether I come up against a massive natural disaster or find myself in need of a $2500/night suite in Mombasa — the Aga Khan will be there for me, cheerfully helping me make the world a better place.
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guess you already found the answer, but if not then in a nutshell: the ismaili community, of which the aga khan is the religious leader, is disbursed over about 20 - 35 countries. One of these countries is Uganda. Indeed the Ismailis wee a strong trading and busines community there. Then Idi Ammin, the ruthless and indeed mad dictator, in a rush to claim Uganda for Ugandans forced the Ismailis to leave their homes and businesses within 90 days. They had to leave what they had built in Uganda. The Aga Khan ensured that these members of his community, now home- and penniless, had new homes/countries to build a new life. Most importantly he persuaded Canada to grant citizenship to a large community of Ismailis from Uganda. Just FYI though.
Aggie loves money., power and white woomen!!!!!!!!Way to go dear beloved MOWLA
I have noticed you based much of your knowledge solely on internet sources, and it clearly shows you have cited all websites correctly. But, graduating from where you did, you should also know that the internet is not a valid source of knowledge as many individuals are free to post bogus ideas (yes, even wikipedia). I also think it's unprofessional for a journalist of your caliber to call him "aggie" for short. Regardless of ones opinion on a subject matter, the proper title/name should be addressed. I would, however, like to see your knowledge based on other medium rather than just the internet.
I, as a fellow Columbia student, now a Columbia graduate in fact, am disappointed beyond belief at your post. You should be ashamed to call yourself a Columbian - you clearly lack any integrity and think it fine to poke fun at one of the foremost thinkers and humanitarian leaders in today's world - a man whom, in case you didn't realize, was just last week awarded Cambridge's most prestigious honorary degree - a man who graduated from Harvard and has since spent over half a century tirelessly working for the betterment of humankind, Ismaili and non-Ismaili alike. For someone who has apparently grown up in Uganda, you seem pretty ignorant of its recent history, in which, as someone else has similarly commented, the Ismaili community of East Africa played a large role. The face of His Highness the Aga Khan that you see in stores in Uganda is a marker of the love and respect Ismailis remaining in Uganda have for their spiritual leader - another indicator that referring to him as "Aggie" is hurtful to many and disrespectful to him and the millions around the world he and his programs have helped. No one refers to the Pope as "Popey" !
I hope that as a Columbia student you spend more time in the library in SIPA next semester doing more thorough research to get a better understanding before you go mouthing off about what you clearly know very little. This post has shamed all your fellow Columbians who respect integrity in a world leader - and the name and reputation of our school and students! Shame on you.